Whan ye war yonger of age,

Ye war a kechyn page,

A dyshwasher, a dryvyll,

In the pott your nose dedde sneuyll;

Ye fryed and ye broylyd,

Ye rostyd and ye boylyd,

Ye rostyd, lyke a fonne, 30

A gose with the fete vponne;

Ye slvfferd[555] vp sowse

In my lady Brewsys howse.