“What’s that about ‘trust’? Ah, now you interest me, Your Majesty.”
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT DELIVERS AN ADDRESS TO THE TRUST MAGNATES
President Roosevelt—“We must regulate the bad trusts, and—
“Perhaps revise the tariff on articles that are sold cheaper abroad than at home.”
THE SPEAKER THAT SPOKE AT THE WRONG TIME
“Sh! Do not speak, or else you’ll wake the tariff.”