Ach, Himmel, this monotony is deadly. Nichts komme raus; or, in other words, there’s nothing doing in war circles.

While we’re waiting, let’s heave a few twelve-pounders over in that Venezuelan fort. Let’s wake ’em up a little.

By the way, gunner, see if you can shoot the mizzen-mast off of that mule over yonder.

But at that moment the Venezuelans woke up, and the Schützenfest was all over.

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