John, John, don’t open that door! Gee! I didn’t know w’ere te toor-bell wass at.
Oh, John, I just know something dreadful has happened to father! Gee! if dere hain’t no answer, I guess I’ll mosey back. Gee! dis is a peach of a night.

GENERAL CHAFFEE AND VICE-GOVERNOR WRIGHT ARRIVE FROM THE PHILIPPINES

Let us give them a Filipino welcome that will make them feel at home.

THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO FOOTBALL TEAM—