“Dog gone it! This kind o’ life ain’t the kind o’ life for me. I’m gunna run away ’nd be a soldier, ’nd get killed, ’nd then you bet ma ’ll be sorry she treated me this away.”
“It’s funny how much easier it is to work the ice-cream freezer than it is to churn.”
THE PRESIDENT HAS GIVEN A ＄100 CHECK TO A CHILD THAT WAS NAMED AFTER HIM
“Here is a check for little Theodore.”
“You’re wanted below, sir.”
“This is no time to rout a man out. Tell him to wait.”
“It isn’t a ‘him,’ sir; it’s a ‘them.’”
