Professor—“Is there any solitude in the world greater than that of a stranger in a great city?”
“Well, surely, a man need not be lonely with an institution like that close at hand.”
Professor—“I like intellectual ladies, but I’m afraid she’s too intellectual for me. I’ll hire No. 20.”
The Professor and his guide, No. 20, see the sights.
THE LATEST FRENCH DUEL: OR, HOW AN INSULT TO JOAN OF ARC WAS AVENGED