The Poet Laureate is on View at Madame Tussaud’s.
“Let them gibe, let them jeer,
Let them snigger and sneer
At my dramas, my lays, and my odes!
Others know my true worth—
’Mid the great ones on earth,
They’ve enshrined me at Madame Tussaud’s.”
A more recent contribution from a light versifier runs:
There’s a refuge, if Cabinet duties cease,
Where Ministers anxious to rest—with Peace—