"But former comforts they condemn;

French kickshaws they discuss,

And take their wine, the wine takes them,

And then they favour us;—

From some offence they can't digest,

As cross as bears with cubs,

Or sleepy, dull, and queer, at best—

That's how they come from Clubs!

"It's very fine to say, 'Subscribe

To Andrews'—can't you read?