"It's funny," one little gnome said drowsily, "how one sometimes will become dissatisfied with the way he was made by Mother Nature and try to improve upon her work! It usually leads to misfortune."
"Yes, that is true," the other little gnome replied, "We should be satisfied and contented just as we are!"
"Well, I for one am satisfied!" the little gnome said, stroking his fat stomach.
"So am I!" his brother laughed.