Col. I was once with Him and some other Company over a Bottle; and, egad, he fell asleep, and snor’d so hard, that we thought he was driving his Hogs to Market.

Neverout. Why, what! you can have no more of a Cat than her Skin; you can’t make a Silk Purse out of a Sow’s Ear.

Ld. Sparkish. Well, since he’s gone, the Devil go with him and Sixpence; and there’s Money and Company too.

Neverout. Faith, he’s a true Country Put. Pray, Miss, let me ask you a Question?

Miss. Well; but don’t ask Questions with a dirty Face: I warrant, what you have to say will keep cold.

Col. Come, my Lord, against you are disposed; Here’s to all that love and honour you.

Ld. Sparkish. Ay, that was always Dick Nimble’s Health. I’m sure you know he’s dead.

Col. Dead! Well, my Lord, you love to be a Messenger of ill News: I’m heartily sorry; but, my Lord, we must all die.

Neverout. I knew him very well: But, pray, how came he to die?