[——Colonel coughing.——

Col. I have got a sad Cold.

Lady Answ. Ay; ’tis well if one can get any thing these hard Times.

Miss. [to Col.] Choak, Chicken; there’s more a hatching.

Lady Smart. Pray, Colonel, how did you get that Cold?

Ld. Sparkish. Why, Madam, I suppose, the Colonel got it, by lying a Bed barefoot.

Lady Answ. Why, then, Colonel, you must take it for better for worse, as a Man takes his Wife.

Col. Well, Ladies, I apprehend you without a Constable.

Miss. Mr. Neverout! Mr. Neverout! come hither this Moment!

Lady Smart. [imitating her.] Mr. Neverout, Mr. Neverout! I wish, he were tied to your Girdle.