“Now what place would you say I was describing?” says the feller.
“Heaven,” says Jonadab, looking up, reverent like.
You never see a body more disgusted than Brown.
“Get out!” he snaps. “Do I look like the advance agent of Glory? Listen to this one.”
He unfurls another sheet of paper, and goes off on a tack about like this:
“The old home! You who sit in your luxurious apartments, attended by your liveried servants, eating the costly dishes that bring you dyspepsia and kindred evils, what would you give to go back once more to the simple, cleanly living of the old house in the country? The old home, where the nights were cool and refreshing, the sleep deep and sound; where the huckleberry pies that mother fashioned were swimming in fragrant juice, where the shells of the clams for the chowder were snow white and the chowder itself a triumph; where there were no voices but those of the wind and sea; no—”
“Don't!” busts out Jonadab. “Don't! I can't stand it!”
He was mopping his eyes with his red bandanner. I was consider'ble shook up myself. The dear land knows we was more used to huckleberry pies and clam chowder than we was to liveried servants and costly dishes, but there was something in the way that feller read off that slush that just worked the pump handle. A hog would have cried; I know I couldn't help it. As for Peter T. Brown, he fairly crowed.
“It gets you!” he says. “I knew it would. And it'll get a heap of others, too. Well, we can't send 'em back to the old home, but we can trot the old home to them, or a mighty good imitation of it. Here it is; right here!”
And he waves his hand up toward Aunt Sophrony's cast-off palace.