He accepted the tyrant’s invitation to return for the week-end and his sister’s birthday with no hesitation whatever; and his letter of acceptance was so politic as to be almost humble.
He arrived on an early train Saturday morning. Caroline met him at the station, and the Dunns’ car conveyed them to the latter’s residence, where they were to spend the day. The Dunns and Caroline had been together almost constantly since the evening when Malcolm and his mother interrupted the reading of the novel. The former, while professing to be harassed by business cares, sacrificed them to the extent of devoting at least a part of each twenty-four hours to the young lady’s society. She was rarely allowed to be alone with her uncle, a circumstance which troubled her much less than it did him. He missed the evenings which he had enjoyed so much, and the next consultation over the adventures of Pearson’s “Uncle Jim” and his “Mary” seemed flat and uninteresting without criticism and advice.
The author himself noticed the difference.
“Rot!” he exclaimed, throwing the manuscript aside in disgust. “It’s rot, isn’t it! If I can’t turn out better stuff than that, I’d better quit. And I thought it was pretty decent, too, until to-night.”
Captain Elisha shook his head. “It don’t seem quite so shipshape, somehow,” he admitted, “but I guess likely it’s ’cause my head’s full of other things just now. I’m puzzled ’most to death to know what to get for Caroline’s birthday. I want to get her somethin’ she’ll like, and she’s got pretty nigh everything under the sun. Say, Jim, you’ve been workin’ too hard, yourself. Why don’t you take to-morrow off and cruise around the stores helpin’ me pick out a present. Come ahead—do!”
They spent the next afternoon in that “cruise,” visiting department stores, jewelers, and art shops innumerable. Captain Elisha was hard to please, and his comments characteristic.
“I guess you’re right, Jim,” he said, “there’s no use lookin’ at pictures. Let alone that the walls are so covered with ’em now a fly can’t scarcely light without steppin’ on some kind of scenery—let alone that, my judgment on pictures ain’t any good. I cal’late that’s considered pretty fine, ain’t it?” pointing to a painting in the gallery where they then were.
“Yes,” replied the dealer, much amused. “That is a good specimen of the modern impressionist school.”
“Humph! Cookin’ school, I shouldn’t wonder. I’d call it a portrait of a plate of scrambled eggs, if ’twa’n’t for that green thing that’s either a cow or a church in the offin’. Out of soundin’s again, I am! But I knew she liked pictures, and so.... However, let’s set sail for a jewelry store.”
The sixth shop of this variety which they visited happened to be one of the largest and most fashionable in the city. Here the captain’s fancy was taken by a gold chain for the neck, set with tiny emeralds.