- [CHAPTER I—I MAKE TWO BETS—AND LOSE ONE OF 'EM]
- [CHAPTER II—WHAT A "PULLET" DID TO A PEDIGREE]
- [CHAPTER III—I GET INTO POLITICS]
- [CHAPTER IV—HOW I MADE A CLAM CHOWDER; AND WHAT A CLAM CHOWDER MADE OF ME]
- [CHAPTER V—A TRAP AND WHAT THE "RAT" CAUGHT IN IT]
- [CHAPTER VI—I RUN AFOUL OF COUSIN LEMUEL]
- [CHAPTER VII—THE FORCE AND THE OBJECT]
- [CHAPTER VIII—ARMENIANS AND INJUNS; LIKEWISE BY-PRODUCTS]
- [CHAPTER IX—ROSES—BY ANOTHER NAME]
- [CHAPTER X—THE SIGN OF THE WINDMILL]
- [CHAPTER XI—COOKS AND CROOKS]
- [CHAPTER XII—JIM HENRY STARTS SCREENIN']
- [CHAPTER XIII—WHAT CAME THROUGH THE SCREEN]
- [CHAPTER XIV—THE EPISTLE TO ICHABOD]
- [CHAPTER XV—HOW IKE'S LOSS TURNED OUT TO BE MY GAIN]
- [CHAPTER XVI—I PAY MY OTHER BET]
THE POSTMASTER
[CHAPTER I—I MAKE TWO BETS—AND LOSE ONE OF 'EM]
"So you're through with the sea for good, are you, Cap'n Zeb," says Mr. Pike.
"You bet!" says I. "Through for good is just what I am."
"Well, I'm sorry, for the firm's sake," he says. "It won't seem natural for the Fair Breeze to make port without you in command. Cap'n, you're goin' to miss the old schooner."
"Cal'late I shall—some—along at fust," I told him. "But I'll get over it, same as the cat got over missin' the canary bird's singin'; and I'll have the cat's consolation—that I done what seemed best for me."
He laughed. He and I were good friends, even though he was ship-owner and I was only skipper, just retired.