But outside of the valley of the Kowak river
You will not eat pate de poisson de liver.[A]
Or white Touste bake and Ukluk roast
Are rarely served without Antic frost.
On these hot mince pies there have been no flies,
For our pastry-maker is an undertaker, etc., etc.
Now on your memories we would make a mark
With a plain, simple piece of brown birch bark;
On one side a picture of the place we are at.
And a list of the stuff that we ate as we sat.