From lips as fond and hearts as loyal
As any that he left behind.’”
Among the curious notices, serious and humorous, which were posted in the offices and dressing-rooms of the various theatres, the following satirical regulations are somewhat incongruous when considered with the handsome furniture which generally belongs to managerial rooms in America:—
OFFICE RULES.
1. Gentlemen entering this office will please leave the door open.
2. Those having no business should remain as long as possible, take a chair and lean against the wall,—it will prevent it falling upon us.
3. Gentlemen are requested to smoke, particularly during office hours. Tobacco and cigars will be furnished.
4. Spit on the floor,—the spittoons are merely for ornament.
5. Talk loud or whistle, particularly when we are engaged; if this does not have the desired effect, SING.
6. Put your feet on the table, or lean against the desk; it will be a great benefit to those who are using it.