"But the beauty-spot on Kimball an' the boys that made her hum

Was the fact that rye an' roulette didn't petrify their souls;

Simply tip 'em to the theory that yer luck was on the bum

An' they'd cut the game instanter an' deliver up their rolls.

"An' if I'd a wife an' children an' was billed fer Canaan's Strand

I'd take a sight more pleasure in a-turnin' up my toes

If I left 'em to the mercies o' that old Dakota land

Than in your plug-hat city where the money-grubber grows."