What ages to come will behold;

I'd be glad of a good sword to fence with,

But as yet there's no iron or gold.

'In stocks I would gladly grow wealthy,

But exchange is not yet understood:

A good glass of beer would be healthy;

But never a drop has been brewed.

'And then how my horror increases

To think of our cookery rude!

How we crack a pig's bones into pieces,