"I'm well," quoth he, "but thought just now:

If only lightning flashing,

Down there, would strike that stripling dead,

Him and his trumpet smashing!

The live-long day my fine young sir

On shore is promenading;

Rhine up, Rhine down, and never stops

His hateful serenading."

Dame Trout, then smiling, answered him;

"Dear cousin, you are spiteful,