“Why wasn’t I?”

“Because you weren’t.”

“Well, where was I, then?”

“You were born in this house.”

“Where in this house?”

“Where? Why, upstairs, I suppose.”

“Are people always born upstairs?”

“Usually.”

“Never born down-stairs at all? Didn’t you ever know anybody that was born down—”

“Oh, stop, Bobbert! Go on amusing your sister. You have a genius for pure idiocy. Where’s your mother?”