At this junkter thare waz 6 raps on the tabel about az fast and loud az tho there waz playing kards, and sumboddy about being eukered; then awl was still and the kandels waz lit, and evry boddy sot in aw and amazement. The sircle broke up immejiately, and i passed out with mi frend, who asked me what i thought ov speerit manifestashuns now. I told him i thought if evrything waz on the square, that Bloodgood had a ded sure thing on Jerush.
SAYINGS.
A gest is sumthin that is sharp enuff to be notised, and not rude enuff tu be resented.
"Solaman was a wize man," but when he ced thar warnt enny thing nu under the sun, he hadn't herd ov Hudsin River time tables.
"Large bodys move slo," this ere proverb dont apply tu lies, for the bigger tha ar, the faster tha go.
The only wa tu pleze evra boddy, is tu make evry boddy think yu ar a bigger fule than tha ar.
Ignorance is ced tu be bliss, this ma be so, I never tried it.
It's just as natral for lawyers tu lie, as it is for a white hared yung one's nose tu run.
The man who kan ware a shirt a hole week and keap it klean, aint fit for enny thing else.
The more we hav, the more we want, and the more we want, the less we hav.
"The law ov nashuns;" iron klad gun botes.
Evra sorrow has its twin joy; the fun of skraching almost pays for having the ich.
JOSH GOES TO LONG BRANCH.