Buty iz a short suckcess, but while it lastes it iz quite pretty.
"The flour ov the familee," iz, alas! quite oftin a little injun.
If innersense iz onla the result ov ignoranse, it ain't enny more one ov the vartues than buty iz; but if it iz the effek ov eddikashun it iz the queen ov the vartues.
Vartue needs awl the enemys she haz got, tew keep her tools bright and in order.
I never beleaved mutch in spirits unless tha kum direk from Jamaka, and then onla in small-sized ones.
"Absense ov mind;" about 2 thirds ov the humin rase are trubbled with this kalamitee.
It taiks 2 tew maik a bargin; it ought tew taik 2 tew brake it.
Yu ma differ as mutch as yu plese about the stile ov a yung lady's figger, but i tell yu konfidenshally, if she has got $40,000, the figger is about as near rite as yu wil git it.
"Glory enuff for one day;" attending a kamp meeting.
Goldsmith sez, "Larn the luxury ov dewing good;" but the luxury, now a daze, consiss in larning how tew du a leetle better.