A puppy plays with evry pup he meets, but old dorgs hav but fu associates.


He who buys what he kant want, will ear long want what he kant buy.


It kosts a good deal tew be wise, but it don't kost ennything tew be happy.


Necessity begot Invenshun, Invenshun begot Convenience, Convenience begot Pleasure, Pleasure begot Luxury, Luxury begot Riot and Disease, Riot and Disease, between them, begot Poverty, and Poverty begot Necessity again,—this is the revolushun ov man, and is about aul he kan brag on.

Power either makes a man a tyrant, or a tool.