Crabs bite with their feet, and hang on like a country cousin.
Crabs are used for diet, but thare ain't mutch more meat in them than thare iz in a horse-shoe, and it iz about az difficult to arrive at.
They also hav the musketow here, a musikil bug, in great profusion; they travel around loose, and seem to know everyboddy.
The bathing here iz perfectly plenty, and the bathers resemble mermaids—half men and half wimmin—and when they emerge from the Atlantic Ocean you kant tell which is who, unless you ask them.
After bathing yu feel a kind ov diskonsolate feeling, for which I was advised (by the resident physician) tew wet miself inside with sum whiskee.
I took one small wash, about a tumbler full, and immediately never felt so mutch like lifting things in awl mi life.
I thought I could lift an acre and a half of their light sandy land, and acktually tried tew do it, but after the whiskee let go its grip ov me I felt as though I could pursew an angle worm into her hole, and hadn't strength enuff left tew take a photograff ov me.
If ever I drink enny more Jersee whiskee, it will be after I am ded and gone.
Thare iz only one church here, and it kan hold so few that noboddy don't go, out ov politeness.
Thare iz 21 hotels, and they are principally bilt inside out, tew give the boarders az mutch salt wind az possible.