I have no more respekt for those who only cater tu mi imaginashun, than I have for the man who fust invented ginger-pop.
I never knu a man ov much wisdum who could sing a song well or pla on a fiddle.
I don't kare how mutch a man talks, if he will only say it in a few wurds.
Rewards deferred make us miserable; it is jist so with punishments. When i was a boy, i had rather be licked twice than tew be postponed once.
Thare is one thing sertain: reason is more than master ov the pashuns. If this iz probably so, the man must be a phool who aint boss ov himself.