Theze kind are like 2 inch augers—espeshilly ordained.
They don't seem tew have enny difinite objeckt in view, and therefore seldum git satisfied, but if they ever do git satisfied, they are then awl reddy to begin agin.
They are something like the festiff-muskeeter, they kan liv on nothing, if it iz necessary, but they don't like tew be idle, and the best way to drive them oph, iz tew let them settle, and git full.
The inquisitive man don't seem tew be aktuated by maliss, or envy; he iz only dry, and asking questions iz the only thing that will wet hiz drouth.
They most alwus live tew a good old age, and often die ritch and even virtuous, but never satisfied; yu might az well undertake tew blow up a shad net with wind, az tew fill a genuine quidnunker with nuze.
THE LAZY MAN.
Self-preservashun iz the fust law ov natur, and laziness iz the sekund.
Laziness iz a kind ov moral dispepshee, or a species of virtuous gout.
It iz just az natral for a man tew be lazy, az it iz tew be born.