Waterfalls are a peg higher than they waz, and soon will be worn on the top ov the hed, like a rooster's comb.
Hoop skirts are close-reefed, and tilters are on their last leggs.
Kid gloves are the rage in lavender; the more lavender the better, and the hair eddys in front, like a nest ov yung whirlpools just hatched out, and drops down behind from the waterfall in one link a foot long, about the size ov a rope, with the pucker coming out ov it.
"Barney"—I received the rat tarrier yu sent me by the Merchants' Union Express, last evening, and gave him a quart ov milk for hiz tea.
He pocketed the milk, and wagged for sum more; it made him stick out like a false caff.
He slept sound last night, and hasn't waked up yet, altho it iz now 10 o'clock this morning.
I have stopped writing tew tickle hiz nose with a pin, and he iz now rushing things around the room for sum rats.
He haz just tipped over a Chinese god, worth 8 dollars, and broke him, he will git rats when mi wife cums in.
He kant find enny rats, and is now chawing oph mi little boy's toe—to hiz shoe.
He iz now crazy for rats agin, and will smash the other vase agin, I'll bet.