Persekution will make even kanada thissells grow.
If you trade with a Yankee, steal hiz jack-knife fust; for if he gits tew whitling, yu are gone in spite of thunder.
Passion makes more mistakes than ignorance duz.
Fools don't kno their strength; if they did, they would keep still.
Buty iz a dangerous gift; for it is seldum accompanied with much virtue, energy, or wisdum.
Most ennyboddy kan slide down hill: thare iz only now and then one who can slide up hill.
A man may be a very good judge ov a county court, and yet be a very poor judge ov himself.
What a cumfort it iz tew be pittyed by a 200-thousand-dollar friend! tew be told that better daze are coming! that perseverance will overkum all obstakles! such a warm friend iz just about az much use to you az a painted sun, on a garden wall, would be to ripen sass with, in a cloudy day.
One ov mi ideas ov a perfect gentleman iz, the man who is eazy to please.
I kno ov no love, that is so much love, and nothing else, az the love ov a father for a daughter.