Thare iz one advantage in being poor: thare ain't no danger ov mistaking flattery for praze.
Bobtaled peekox don't travel mutch on their pride.
Take the axidents out ov this life, and how menny men iz thare who wood sukseed or fale?
Friendship iz a mirror which we hold up tew uthers, tew see ourselfs in.
Deep thinkers laff with their mowth.
A man iz a phool just in proporshun az he iz known better bi sumboddy else than he knows himself.
Novelty iz a good deel like a kitten's tale, soon played out.
The world owes most ov its refinement tu 2 verry difrunt things—the Bible, and the looking-glass.
Trew critysism consists in giving a man credit for the good things he sez, and not cussin him for the good things he don't say.