XXXIII.

DREAMS.

If yu are handsum, cultivate yure boots; if yu are hoamly, hoe yure branes.


"Shut Nu Ingland out in the cold!"—i should as soon think ov shutting the cold out ov Nu England.


I luv tu meet an old feller ov 70 on the rode, hanging on tu a pare ov trotters. Old fellers! don't give up yure pull, till yure obliged tew.


Thare ain't mutch virgin virtchew in this world; it is purty mutch aul Magdalen.