B. Thank you, but there’s no need. We leave that for the servants.

E. How many helps do you keep?

B. There are four, I believe.

E. And how many have you in family?

B. (smiling). Four persons.

E. (in assumed amazement). Well, that beats all that ever I heard. What do they all do?

B. We have a cook, housemaid, chambermaid, and seamstress, and they all seem to find enough to occupy their time.

(Bell rings.)

E. What’s that bell for?

B. (rising). That is to call us to dinner.