J. J. (in an insinuating tone). Yes, sir.

Ed. But I don’t know the boy referred to.

J. J. My dear sir, aint you rather new in the business?

Ed. (indignantly). Well, and what if I am?

J. J. (smiling sarcastically). I thought you were, or you’d understand that this is the way they always do things.

Ed. We are a little more conscientious than editors generally. However, you assure me that the salve is good?

J. J. (warmly). Nothing better in the whole world, sir.

Ed. And you think it would be safe to speak well of it?

J. J. Sir, you will be conferring a blessing on the community.

Ed. Very well, I will write a little puff for you.