Plunged in tobacco smoke,

With many a desperate stroke,

Dozens of bottles broke;

Then they came back, but not,

Not the half hundred!"

Lest from this merry squib, which doubtless celebrated some college prank, wrong conclusions should be drawn, I hasten to say that in college James Garfield neither drank nor smoked.

The next poem is rather long, but it possesses interest as a serious production of one whose name has become a household word. It is entitled

"MEMORY.

"'Tis beauteous night; the stars look brightly down

Upon the earth, decked in her robe of snow.