“Because it is your father’s place to keep me in clothes. That’s the bargain I made with him.”

“Perhaps you are right,” said Oscar.

“I’ll tell you what you can do,” he said, after a pause.

“What?”

“You might buy a boat.”

“I shouldn’t have any time to use it.”

“You might go out with it in the evening. I would look after it in the daytime.”

No doubt this arrangement would be satisfactory to Oscar, who would reap all the advantage, but Joe did not see it in a favorable light.

“I don’t think I should care to buy a boat,” he said.

“What do you say to buying a revolver?”