“That’s just what I’m wanting to do.”

“And don’t you presume to call me Phil, either.”

“Why—isn’t it your name?”

“Yes; but it isn’t for you to call me by it.”

“What am I to call you, now?”

“You can call me Master Philip, or Mr. Philip.”

“Ho! ho! It’s a joke you’re playing on me!”

“No, it isn’t. It is your duty to treat me with respect. But you haven’t answered my question.”

“What is it?”

“What are you doing there?”