"Why, you forgot about the gravity. It's still at Sunder's Pride normal."
"So it is," said the elf. "But then you can't expect us to think of everything. Besides, it doesn't seem to bother you the way it does most of the other creatures of your kind."
The gravity did not appear to change.
"No matter," I said politely. I strolled over to the table and stroked it with the hand that was not holding the gun. It seemed very real.
"Won't you sit down?" asked the first elf. "I'm sure you will find the chairs very comfortable."
"I'm sure I would," I said, "but no, thank you. I'm certain it would provide you with a lot of innocent merriment if I squatted in thin air under the impression that I was settled into a cosy chair, but I did not come here to amuse you."
The elf smiled. "You are very different from the others who lumbered to this planet in those clumsy artifacts. You are almost like a Person, in spite of your feverish rushing around. Several of our laboratories will bid very high for the right to examine you."
I bowed acknowledgment of his compliment. "I'm not in one of your laboratories yet," I said mildly.
"It will be very interesting to find out how you managed to get here in spite of our Mind Control," said the second elf. "Your arrival without the necessity of swaddling yourself in awkward garments indicated a certain amount of ability along mental lines, but I sense no more of it in you than several others of your kind have managed to muster. The others all brought premium prices on the market, despite conveyances and garments."
"I gather you don't think much of mechanical contrivances," I said lightly.