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TABLE OF CONTENTS

[CHAPTER I.] IN WHICH THE NORTH POLAR PRACTICAL ASSOCIATION RUSHES A DOCUMENT ACROSS TWO WORLDS
[CHAPTER II.] IN WHICH THE DELEGATES FROM ENGLAND, HOLLAND, SWEDEN, DENMARK AND RUSSIA ARE PRESENTED TO THE READER
[CHAPTER III.] IN WHICH THE ARCTIC REGIONS ARE SOLD AT AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
[CHAPTER IV.] IN WHICH OLD ACQUAINTANCES APPEAR TO OUR NEW READERS, AND IN WHICH A WONDERFUL MAN IS DESCRIBED
[CHAPTER V.] IN WHICH THE POSSIBILITY THAT COAL MINES SURROUND THE NORTH POLE IS CONSIDERED
[CHAPTER VI.] IN WHICH A TELEPHONE COMMUNICATION BETWEEN MRS SCORBITT AND J. T. MASTON IS INTERRUPTED
[CHAPTER VII.] IN WHICH PRESIDENT BARBICANE SAYS NO MORE THAN SUITS HIS PURPOSE
[CHAPTER VIII.] YES, JUST LIKE JUPITER
[CHAPTER IX.] IN WHICH APPEARS THE FRENCH GENTLEMAN TO WHOM WE REFERRED AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS TRUTHFUL STORY
[CHAPTER X.] IN WHICH A LITTLE UNEASINESS BEGINS TO SHOW ITSELF
[CHAPTER XI.] WHAT WAS FOUND IN THE NOTEBOOK OF J. T. MASTON AND WHAT IT NO LONGER CONTAINED
[CHAPTER XII.] IN WHICH J. T. MASTON HEROICALLY CONTINUES TO BE SILENT
[CHAPTER XIII.] AT THE CLOSE OF WHICH JT MASTON UTTERS AN EPIGRAM
[CHAPTER XIV.] VERY SHORT, BUT IN WHICH "X" TAKES A GEOGRAPHICAL VALUE
[CHAPTER XV.] WHICH CONTAINS A FEW INTERESTING DETAILS FOR THE INHABITANTS OF THE EARTHLY SPHERE
[CHAPTER XVI.] IN WHICH A CROWD OF DISSATISFIED PEOPLE BREAK INTO THE CELL OF J. T. MASTON
[CHAPTER XVII.] WHAT HAD BEEN DONE AT KILIMANJARO DURING EIGHT MONTH OF THIS MEMORABLE YEAR
[CHAPTER XVIII.] IN WHICH THE POPULATION OF WAMASAI ASSEMBLE TO HEAR PRESIDENT BARBICANE SAY "FIRE" TO CAPT NICHOLL
[CHAPTER XIX.] IN WHICH J. T. MASTON REGRETS THAT THE CROWD DID NOT LYNCH HIM WHEN HE WAS IN PRISON
[CHAPTER XX.] IN WHICH THIS STORY, AS TRUTHFUL AS IT IS IMPROBABLE, IS FINISHED
[CHAPTER XXI.] VERY SHORT, SINCE ENOUGH HAS BEEN SAID TO MAKE THE WORLD'S POPULATION FEEL PERFECTLY SURE AGAIN

TOPSY TURVY

CHAPTER I.
IN WHICH THE NORTH POLAR PRACTICAL ASSOCIATION RUSHES A DOCUMENT ACROSS TWO WORLDS

"Then Mr Maston, you pretend that a woman has never been able to make mathematical or experimental-science progress?"

"To my extreme regret, I am obliged to, Mrs. Scorbitt," answered J.T. Maston.