“Then let’s keep hunting,” Conseil replied, “but while heading back to the sea. We’ve arrived at the foothills of these mountains, and I think we’ll do better if we return to the forest regions.”
It was good advice and we took it. After an hour’s walk we reached a genuine sago palm forest. A few harmless snakes fled underfoot. Birds of paradise stole off at our approach, and I was in real despair of catching one when Conseil, walking in the lead, stooped suddenly, gave a triumphant shout, and came back to me, carrying a magnificent bird of paradise.
“Oh bravo, Conseil!” I exclaimed.
“Master is too kind,” Conseil replied.
“Not at all, my boy. That was a stroke of genius, catching one of these live birds with your bare hands!”
“If master will examine it closely, he’ll see that I deserve no great praise.”
“And why not, Conseil?”
“Because this bird is as drunk as a lord.”
“Drunk?”
“Yes, master, drunk from the nutmegs it was devouring under that nutmeg tree where I caught it. See, Ned my friend, see the monstrous results of intemperance!”