On reporting his Achievement, the Intelligence Officer reported the Colonial for supplying the Kaffir with Illicit Liquor.
Moral. Oh Cæsar!
KOPJE-BOOK MAXIMS.
BY RUDYARD KIPLING, PERCEVAL LANDON, AND A. H. GWYNNE.
Various.
You cannot argue with a Shell, a Mule or a Press Censor.
The nearer to the Press Censor the further from Truth.
(N.B.—This is generally guaranteed by the Press Censor.)
It's a wise Field Marshal that knows his own Generals.
It's a long front that has no turning.