“It was a very shocking thing,” continued Aunt Theresa, taking off her bonnet; “for she had a great-uncle in Hanwell, and her grandfather cut his throat. I suppose it was in the family.”
Major Buller turned back again, and pinned the beetle by its proper label.
“I suppose it was,” said he dryly; “but as there is no insanity in my family or in yours that I’m aware of, Mrs. Minchin’s case is not much to the point.”
“Mrs. O’Connor won’t believe she’s ill,” sighed Aunt Theresa; “she thinks it’s all temper. She says her own temper was unbearable till she had it knocked out of her at school.”
“Matilda’s temper was good enough till lately,” growled the Major.
“She says Dr. O’Connor’s brother, who is the medical officer of a lunatic asylum somewhere in Tipperary,” continued Aunt Theresa, “declares all mad women go out of their minds through ill-temper. He’s written a book about it.”
“Heaven defend me, mind and body, from the theories of that astute practitioner!” said Uncle Buller piously.
“It’s all very well making fun of it, but everybody tells one that girls are more trouble than any number of boys. I’m sure I don’t remember giving my mother any particular trouble when I was Matilda’s age, but the stories I’ve heard to-day are enough to make one’s hair stand on end. Mrs. Minchin knew another girl, who lost all her appetite just like Matilda, and she had a very sulky temper too, and at last they found out she used to eat black-beetles. She was a Creole, or something of that sort, I believe, but they couldn’t stop her. The Minchins knew her when they were in the West Indies, when he was in the 209th; or, at least, it was there they heard about her. The houses swarmed with black-beetles.”
“A most useful young lady,” said Uncle Buller. “Does Matilda dine on our native beetles, my dear? She hasn’t touched my humble collection.”
“Oh, if you make fun of everything——” Aunt Theresa began; but at this moment Mrs. St. John was announced.