Carm. 41.

Quisquis venerit huc, poeta fiat,

Et versus mihi dedicet iocosos;

Qui non fecerit, inter eruditos

Ficosissimus ambulet poeta.

Carm. 49.

Tu quicunque vides circa tectoria nostra

Non nimium casti carmina plena ioci;

(The songs I sing, thou art my witness, Priapus, are worthy but of a garden, not of a book. Wherefore whate’er it be that in leisure hours I have writ on thy temple-walls, receive, we pray, in good part.)

(Whosoe’er comes hither must become a poet and dedicate to me some merry lines; whoe’er refuses, amidst the learned let him walk most wooden of poets.—N.B. ficosus means at once like a fig-tree and afflicted with piles; perhaps we might render “most costive of poets”.)