Iris. Ha, ha! Guess again. ‘Love me, Iris, love me!’

Felix. (Flying in with a pen in his hand) Here it is, Clytie, listen!

She came in the light Spring weather, Gay as a jonquil is——

[Iris laughs hysterically.

What’s the matter?

Iris. What a vulgar fellow! I could have strangled him.

Clytie. Otto?

Felix. Listen, Clytie—

And our two hearts rhymed together And our lips were one in a kiss. She said, ‘How strange to discover The lessons a kiss can teach! You have turned a child to a lover As a peach-flower turns to a peach.’

Iris. Is my hair horribly untidy?