"Margaret. I wonder you never have been married, Kate. Of course you've had lots of chances. Won't you tell us how many?
"Kate. No, indeed! I could not so cruelly betray my rejected lovers.
"Helen. Of course you wouldn't tell us exactly; but would you mind giving it to us in round numbers?
"Kate. Certainly not; the roundest number of all exactly expresses the chances I have had.
"Charlotte (with a sigh). Now I know what people mean by Kate's circle of admirers!"
A lady was discussing the relative merits and demerits of the two sexes with a gentleman of her acquaintance. After much badinage on one side and the other, he said: "Well, you never yet heard of casting seven devils out of a man." "No," was the quick retort, "they've got 'em yet!"
"What would you do in time of war if you had the suffrage?" said Horace Greeley to Mrs. Stanton.