With badinage and repartee,
And humor quaint or bold,
And stories that are stories,
Not several æons old;

With parody and nondescript,
Burlesque and satire keen,
And irony and playful jest,
So that it may be seen

That women are not quite so dull:
We come—a merry throng;
Yes, we're coming to the rescue,
And just a hundred strong.

Kate Sanborn.

[a] Not Poem!


THE WIT OF WOMEN.


CHAPTER I.