“Is that far from the convent of San Giovanni e Paolo?” asked the stranger.
“Ah, you are still determined to offer your relics to the abbot?” said the host, laughing.
“Yes, and hope to sell them.”
“Well, I wish you luck. The Rialto is not far from there. I will go with you until within the vicinity of the convent, but not farther.”
“And why not?”
“Because the door-keeper is a raging Teresiano, and would undoubtedly close the door in your face, were I at your side.”
“But did you not tell me the abbot was a Prussia, no?”
“Yes, the abbot, but the porter is not; nor are many of the monks, I am sorry to say.”
“Ah, even the monks are occupied with politics?”
“Signor,” cried the host, pathetically, “every one here interests himself in politics; and when you hear that our little children are divided into Teresiani and Prussiani, you will credit me. There was a slight revolution yesterday in the Riva Peschiera. It was occasioned by a fishwoman’s refusing to sell my cook some beautiful trout; she declared God had not created fish for the Prussiani, which, in her opinion, was another name for heathen and unbeliever. My cook insisted on having the fish, and, as unfortunately there were many Prussiani among the fishwomen, it soon came to hard words and still harder blows, and was terminated by the arrest of the principal disturbers.”