More Army Reforms.

Our only Sub.: "Awful tommy rot big Battalions, don't you know; ever
so much jollier with just the mess an' the band."

On Guard.

Officer of the day (who believes in making sure that every man knows
his work): "Ah? What are you?" (No answer.)
"Er! What are your orders?" (No answer.)
"What the dooce are you doing here?"
Recruit (on sentry go for the first time): "Please, zur, I bz
waitin' for they to tell I to come to tay!"