“I have such a little screw of hair,” said Hermione, “that I shall be delighted when I am allowed to put it up; but mother won’t hear of it until I am seventeen. She says that, as my hair is so rat’s-taily, I may as well put it up when I am seventeen, but that won’t be for a whole year and three months.”
“Then you are not sixteen yet?”
“No.”
“I am three months younger than you,” I replied, “and I am not a bit anxious to be grown-up; I want to remain a child.”
“Perhaps so; with your sort of figure and your thick hair—it won’t look nearly so well when it is coiled round your head—I am not surprised. Oh, delightful sound! There’s the tinkle of dear Grace’s tea-bell. Now come along down; I do want to store at the Professor.”
We did go down. There was a very cosy tea; it was laid in the pretty parlour. Father sat at one end of the table and Miss Donnithorne at the other, while Hermione occupied the central position at the side near the fire, and I the opposite one. The Professor kept talking all the time. It did not matter in the very least whether he was answered or not. He was explaining the peculiarities of a fossil which he had discovered by the merest chance a month ago. He was telling the exact age which had produced this fossil, and using most unintelligible names. Miss Donnithorne was listening, and now and then putting in a remark, but neither Hermione nor I uttered a word. I began to day-dream. The Professor was just as he always was. He always talked like that—always. He was a little less interesting than usual when he got on fossils; they were his very driest subject. The boys and I knew quite well what subjects he was best on: he was best when he alluded to the great Greek tragedians; occasionally then an ordinary person could get a glimmering of his meaning. I thought I would show those good ladies, Miss Donnithorne and that precious Hermione, that I understood father a little better than they did. So I said after a pause, “Which of the plays of Sophocles do you like best, father?”
It was a very daring remark, and Miss Donnithorne opened her brown, laughing eyes and stared at me as though I had committed sacrilege. Hermione very nearly jumped from her seat. My words had the effect of pulling the Professor up short. He stared at me and said, “Eh, Dumps—eh? What are you talking about, Dumps?”
“Which play of Sophocles do you regard as his greatest?” I said, and I felt very proud of myself as I uttered this remark.
I had now led father into the stream of conversation in which he could show himself off to the best advantage. He took to the bait, forgot the fossils, and began to talk of that other fossil the old Greek tragedian. I leant back in my chair; I had accomplished my object. Father looked as though he were about to fight the whole world in the cause of Sophocles—as though any human being wanted to take any of his laurels from the poor old dead and gone tragedian.
But I was watching my chance. I saw that the ladies were impressed, and by-and-by I swept father once more off his feet into another direction by asking him to explain one of the greatest passages in the works of Milton. Father turned on me almost with fury. Miss Donnithorne muttered something. Hermione said, “Oh, I am so hot with my back to the fire!”