[They stand in a row and sing the song straight through. Then they either march round in single file without singing, but ringing their bells, while the tune is played on the piano, or else dance. In either case the neighbours may join in.

CURTAIN

RIDE A COCK-HORSE

SCENE I

Timmy and Jimmy in separate beds, feet to audience, as the curtain goes up. Tim sits up cautiously.

Tim. Jim, are you asleep?

Jim [sitting up and laughing]. Yes, sound, are you?

Tim. Yes. I do think it's so boring being in bed, don't you?