Mrs. D. What a dreadful man!

Mrs. P. Oh, did you think so? I thought him so pleasant.

Mrs. D. Why, what's Humpty doing?

[Humpty rolls over and faces the audience.

Humpty. Phew! I felt rather anxious then—I thought I should have to get up——

Mrs. D. Get up! But can you get up, my poppet?

[Humpty sits up.

Humpty. Of course I can, if I like—only it was such fun having them all crowding round and pulling at me.

Mrs. P. Well, I never! It would have served you quite right if they had blown you up as they said.

Mrs. D. How hard you are on the poor child, Mrs. Pringle.