Duke. Very few, I believe—what I call a cook.

Tom. Are you flying from London, then?

Duke. I'm going to look for one.

Tom. Well done! At Brixton?

Duke. No, further away—she's at Penge.

Tom. Funny place to look for a cook.

Duke. Why?

Tom. You'll know when you get there.

Duke. The person I'm really looking for is her employer. She has a little country retreat outside Penge, made of five workmen's cottages knocked into one.

Tom [disapprovingly]. Five!